jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
IM WHEEZING SO HARD OMG
this is one of those things that always makes me wheeze
“The Moody Couch”
an actual pillow nest
I NEED THIS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS
How to be a responsible student
Vine by: Thomas Sanders
this is the best vine i have ever seen.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I don’t remember learning the words to Bohemian Rhapsody, I think I just born knowing them
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
what i like especially is the second slide. like idk if people think about this much, but one of the worst parts about dating for a gay person is the actual process of finding someone to date.
it’s pretty much a lottery, really. you just gotta hope that you live in an area with a sizable lgbt population. it really sucks when you can count with your fingers how many dateable people live in your area, and all of them are incompatible with you for one reason or another.
and then if you happen to live in one of those types of areas, your straight friends will start to try to “set you up” with other people simply because they’re gay.
Menswear | The 1975
I think Dr. Phil’s closed-captioning guy got fired
Still deafness related
I’ve seen this video over a thousand times and i still find it fucken hilarious.
“No Chick wants to get with a dude who has a high score temple run. They want to get with a rockstar. Give some eye contact. Right? Look at them. Sing along with them. Wink at them. Give a little nut shake. Live in it up a little bit.”
Wise words from the one and only Mark Hoppus lol